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Bob The Ladybug: Bob’s New Pants

My book, Bob The Ladybug: Bob’s New Pants is now available on Amazon and at



Bob The Ladybug


I have written a series of new children’s books with a main character named Bob The Ladybug. The first book is finished and has been beautifully illustrated by Jacquie Gonzalez. These books teach children about diversity, treating others with respect, and to stop bullying. The books are very colorful and fun to read.

I was fortunate enough to have my project accepted by Kickstarter to raise the funds to get the first book published. The book is called, Bob The Ladybug, Bob’s New Pants. If you are not aware of Kickstarter, your friends support your project at different levels and are rewarded unique gifts once the project is fully funded. Additionally, you get PR and marketing to get the word out about your project. Please take a look at my project and consider being a supporter. I really hope this endeavor is successful. Please share the link below with anyone you can think of that may want to be a part of the first edition of Bob The Ladybug.

Thanks so much for your friendship and support.

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Kindergarten is SO last year!

The daily routine of packing PB&J sandwiches into my daughter’s Wizard of Oz lunchbox has come to an end until after summer. She just graduated kindergarten! Her daddies are so proud of her accomplishments. We sat in the audience sobbing as she accepted her diploma and exclaimed that math was her favorite subject this year. There must be some radical gay agenda behind her liking math. I mean, “normal” children like PE or art. Where did we go wrong?

Proud Daddies!

Just before graduation, we took a trip to Washington DC for family lobby day with Family Equality Council. We were featured on CNN. Our daughter was instrumental in gaining the attention of staffers while walking the halls of Congress. She drew a picture of her family that she shared at each meeting. It was one of the most beautiful stick figure drawings I have ever seen. She neatly labeled “Dad” over the stick figure with the gray hair, “Daddy” over the stick figure with the blonde swoop hair, and “Carrigan” over the adorable stick girl with the pig-tail braids. It was amazing to see her point out each member of her family to staff members in DC. It is such a radical gay agenda to show a happy, healthy family through the eyes of a child. We were so proud of her for just being a kid and for not having an embarrassing meltdown. We pretended the halls were underground tunnels in Hogwart’s. She love Harry Potter, so we were all set!
As we prepare for a full summer of travel and educational school camps, we ponder how much we have done to destroy the sanctity of marriage over the past year….and for some reason my mind is drawing a blank. We have participated in a few weddings but can not think of a single divorce we caused. I’m sure there is a couple out there somewhere that we ripped apart with our carpool queue, dance recitals, poolside picnics, and bicycle training. I will keep you posted as the destruction is unveiled.

Below is a link to the CNN feature story of our Washington, DC lobby day efforts with Family Equality Council.

Coiffed Barbie


Make-up by Daddy


Our Little Ballerina


Stop hurting our families!

These are the kinds of politics that harm families like mine. THIS HAS TO STOP!

Every Child Deserves a Family

Radical Gay Family Agenda 5/10/11

My daughter woke up today with red, sore ears from wearing earrings that are not real gold. Imagine that, a child of mine MUST have the most expensive earrings or they make her break out. I will have to break out the Ear Magic and get that problem cleared up. It also looks like I will be spending some cash today to buy her some new gold earrings. I hope Gucci takes coupons.

Packing up a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, carrot chips, raisins, and a juice box today. I like to add a colorful Tinkerbell or Hello Kitty napkin to dress it up a bit! No gay dad in his right mind would send their child off to school with a plain white napkin. Then it’s off to school for a full day of Montessori education until music class and piano lessons this afternoon.

Music and piano are a MUST for our daughter. How else is she going to be able to interpret Lady GaGa and her sinister plan to destroy the world? My daughter can already recite the words to “Born This Way”. You better bet she has had early teachings about acceptance and love. She knows to accept EVERYONE for who they are and to never judge. She also knows that it is not kind to say bad things about people or make fun of those who may look and act differently than she. She is even being taught to love and respect everyone regardless of their religious or political views that do not accept her family as equals. This is how we destroy America, by teaching our child all these horrible things such as love, acceptance, respect, honor, dignity, peace, and empathy. How evil are we?

Our afternoon plans include a dinner date with another “radical” family. We chose a kid-friendly restaurant with a playground so we can keep the children occupied in hopes of having at least one adult conversation. You see, this family is headed by two moms and we have to devise a sinister plan to continue our path of destruction. I’m sure these women are full of evil thoughts I have never imagined, for they have three children and are way more experienced in destroying the sanctity of marriage than I.

Schwarzenegger and Shriver Separate

Schwarzenegger and Shriver Separate – I guess our radical gay family agenda to destroy the sanctity of marriage must have rubbed off on them? Was it my fault? They must have read about the bleaching trays in my bag and conceded before the horror of seeing my smile.