My daughter woke up today with red, sore ears from wearing earrings that are not real gold. Imagine that, a child of mine MUST have the most expensive earrings or they make her break out. I will have to break out the Ear Magic and get that problem cleared up. It also looks like I will be spending some cash today to buy her some new gold earrings. I hope Gucci takes coupons.
Packing up a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, carrot chips, raisins, and a juice box today. I like to add a colorful Tinkerbell or Hello Kitty napkin to dress it up a bit! No gay dad in his right mind would send their child off to school with a plain white napkin. Then it’s off to school for a full day of Montessori education until music class and piano lessons this afternoon.
Music and piano are a MUST for our daughter. How else is she going to be able to interpret Lady GaGa and her sinister plan to destroy the world? My daughter can already recite the words to “Born This Way”. You better bet she has had early teachings about acceptance and love. She knows to accept EVERYONE for who they are and to never judge. She also knows that it is not kind to say bad things about people or make fun of those who may look and act differently than she. She is even being taught to love and respect everyone regardless of their religious or political views that do not accept her family as equals. This is how we destroy America, by teaching our child all these horrible things such as love, acceptance, respect, honor, dignity, peace, and empathy. How evil are we?
Our afternoon plans include a dinner date with another “radical” family. We chose a kid-friendly restaurant with a playground so we can keep the children occupied in hopes of having at least one adult conversation. You see, this family is headed by two moms and we have to devise a sinister plan to continue our path of destruction. I’m sure these women are full of evil thoughts I have never imagined, for they have three children and are way more experienced in destroying the sanctity of marriage than I.