Radical Gay Family Agenda 7/3/11

We had success this morning with our daughter preparing her own breakfast! Putting everything at her level and leaving a cup of milk on the bottom shelf of the refrigerator worked for her. She came running into our bedroom this morning yelling, “I did it, I did it! I made my own breakfast!” What a great accomplishment for her. Now, if we can only get her to be quiet and not wake anyone up, we will be set. Dora can keep her entertained for 30 minutes…she already has the remote control mastered. I guess this also means I am going to have to share my cereal. It’s time to start buying healthy and organic for her. Goodbye marshmallows and sugar. Fruity Pebbles…BE GONE!

Our radical gay family agenda today consists of cleaning house, mowing grass, doing laundry, and preparing for a cookout with some of our favorite families. Can you believe all the families that are coming over today are heterosexual? It’s true! We can even speak their language. They will be coming over to visit after church. These wonderful friends and their children are on to our radical gay family agenda and are not the least bit worried. For some reason, they seem to be immune to our magical powers of family destruction. After all these years of knowing us and spending time with us, they are still happy family units. Their children aren’t even affected by our sinister presence. They are all well-adjusted, open-minded, accepting, empathetic, loving kids thanks to their wonderful parents. Our kids are going to be the ones to change the world for the better. Gay agenda or not, they are going to be our shepherds of diversity and acceptance. I like to think that being a part of the community and open about our family dynamic is the reason these wonderful people came into our lives. Either that or they have a radical heterosexual agenda we are oblivious to. I guess turn about could be fair play. Oh please don’t let me catch the straight bug!

We have a radical poolside dinner planned with our friends. We are grilling burgers, peaches, pineapple, and watermelon and serving pasta salad, fruit salad, and chips. We even have a birthday cake for our daughter to top off the celebration.

We look forward to a relaxing afternoon of kids playing and swimming, a few adult beverages and conversation with great friends, and a little plotting of our radical gay agenda to destroy a marriage or two in Wyoming. Happy Fourth Of July Eve!

For a little inspiration for the Fourth of July, please take time to read this article. I am very honored by the sacrifice Andrew Wilfahrt made for our country and am even more proud of the legacy his parents continue in his honor.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/07/02/gay.soldier.andrew.wilfahrt/index.html

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3 responses to “Radical Gay Family Agenda 7/3/11

  1. Your daughter is so precious! I love your writing style, very entertaining.

    The Heterosexual Agenda… yikes!

  2. It is a great experience when people embrace you. We often think “us vs. them” as humans beings. But, many people accept and embrace differences. I enjoy your blog. =)

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