I have been really busy in New Orleans packing. I have not had time to use my computer. I apologize for not being on here spreading my radical gay agenda. Please be assured I have been doing my best to spread my agenda in person. New Orleans will never be the same after my presence. Oh, the debauchery I have caused.
I hope to be back to my regular routine and destroying heterosexual marriages from the comfort of my South Carolina home by Sunday. I will do my best to continue the path of destruction on the drive back home in my Penske truck. The mighty Mississippi has nothing on me.
I have been talking to my daughter every day on the phone. She is having a blast with her grandma. I understand she has been swimming every day and is getting her tan on. I can’t wait to see my little Coppertone cutie.
Please forgive my brevity, I am a bit exhausted. My gay agenda is too much to bear some days!